Man's best bland. Are the new mixed breeds really canine perfection? Or just mutts with funny names?

...There in the back, looking like the preening winners of some exotic dog show, were something called Yorkipoos. Next to them were schnoodles, and Maltipoos, and Peekapoos and puggles. They were expensive, they were unusual, they were unbearably cute...
Source: MONEY Magazine, 7/18/2005